They made the mistake of giving me admin rights...

I fancy myself a funny girl. I like the interwebs for that reason. Sure, most of the time I am sending my tweets into the void, and most likely not all my Facebook posts are gems, but hey internet, I showed up today. You're welcome!

This brings me to today. I recently offered to "pitch in" on my company's social media efforts and craft new collateral. They. Were. Thrilled. "Wow, thanks for taking initiative."
Allow me to illustrate what happens when you place me in charge of such things:

Company twitter today;
 "Overheard at the office; "The internet is not 100% Keyboard Cat & its more Wikipedia than Encarta 97. Its SOCIAL, not static." #SocialMedia"

(Guess who said that you guys? also, guess who posted it. Yours. Freaking. Truly.)

Also, there is the collateral:
Heading on a slide: "Let's get social"
Another heading, "Let's give them something to talk about"
Slide title of our new Deck, "Are you there Social? Its me, Traffic"
Slide title of our new Deck, "Ready, Set, DEPLOY

And also the blog posts: 
"Not to toot our own horn, (Beep! Beep!)"
"Yes. You heard me correctly"

So, yes. I hope my writing style really resonates with the interwebs, and also with our CEO who is the reviewer/recipient of all these gems. The scary thing is, the more time passes, the more bold I get with my weird little slant on things.