Your Nightmare in Lights - the FanGram.

Every time I enjoy a sporting event I am  always waiting for the statistically more likely sad messages on t5he JumboTron. In case your mind doesn't take you to that dark place where awkward public airing of dirty laundry is funny -  I have included below some examples that meet the 20 characters per line criteria.

[Name], this is as close to a proposal as we are ever going to get.
[Name], the baby's not yours.
[Name], lets see other people.
[Name], sorry about the rash.
[Name], actually, those pants DID make your butt look big.
[Name], I'm leaving you and taking the dog.
[Name], I hate you.
[Name], I gambled your trust fund.
[Name], I gambled your college fund.
[Name], bite me.
[Name], if the [Team Name] wins, i'll host Thanksgiving.
[Name], I hate your parents.
[Name], I think about McGyver when we make love.
[Name], your tears are a balm to my soul.
[Name], lets have a long distance relationship.
[Name], the 80s called, they want their mustache back.
[Name], lifetime villains have nothing on you.
[Name], mom and dad love me best.
[Name], your dog died- it didn't go to the "farm in the country." we lied. sorry.
[Name], sorry I said your sisters name during sex.
[Name], sorry I threw away all your baby pictures.
[Name], its not MY fault you didn't back up your hard-drive.