Text Messages from my Mom & Rest in Peace Cory

DISCLAIMER: my mom has an arbitrary hatred of Lea Michelle, and is sad to hear about Cory. My mother loves pop culture, but knows very little about it.

Here is a transcript of voicemail from my mom:

"Hi Rachie. Don't call me back tonight. I was just calling to gossip about Coey. Monry? Monteeth? Mntieith? Anyway, he's dead from drugs. Talk to you tomorrow."

Text message I got last night:

"what will Michelle do without Cory now?? Loser"

Move over US Weekly -  my mom is sort of reporting on the "news".